I still think him and Maci are cute together. :3
YOU TRY BLEEDING OUT OF YOUR VAG FOR ABOUT 7 DAYS WHILE DEALING WITH THE FOLLOWING:
- Cramps that make you want to rip out your ovaries.
- Not being able to get comfortable at night no matter how you lay.
- Craving random shit you don’t have.
- Not having the random shit you’re craving.
- Crying for unexplainable reasons.
- Feeling like an impregnated cow with a gut.
- NO SEX, you can, but that’s gross.
- More than likely no oral, ew..redwings.
- feeling like you are being stabbed to death with a fucking machete or samurai sword repeatedly.
- Worry about leaking through whatever you’re wearing
- Ruining cute ass underwear with unforgiving blood spots.
- THINKING you’re done with your period,take out weapon (tampon/pad), 5 minutes later you check, not done, not at all.
- Uncomfortable swimming experiences.
- Annoyance level increases about 1283717463%
- You will yell at people you love.
- Having to piss every 13 minutes.
- Farting like a fucking obese redneck father.
- Wanting to eat everything in sight.
- Craving chocolate so bad you start yelling it like the psycho fish from Spongebob.
- Getting offensive and self conscious over every remark directed toward you.
- Lots of crying.
And of course the descision to shove a wad of cotton up your cooch or basically wear a diaper.
Either way, H8 LYFE.
this is beautiful
its a hrd lyf.
lmfao oh my god this
Or the fact that I have it for fucking 9 days
Hi I fucking hate periods
o m g, this.
It’d be nice if you could, you know, release some more tour dates. Even if it’s just acoustic shows or something at Looney Tunes. idk, anything would be nice, really.
I’m just saying.
i want a kiss that has meaning and emotion behind it. i want a kiss that makes me physically tingle and mentally wraps me up in the moment. a kiss that feels like it took ages to come and never wants to end. where theres that spark between you, that no one can properly describe or understand.
a kiss where he wants to kiss me, and where i want to kiss him.
a kiss that makes me feel like he loves every tiny, single part of me.
- I don’t care.
- THAT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE
- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
- I DON’T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
- Those two numbers look like there doing anal.
- I want to go home.
- Teacher, can I please go outside and kill myself? Because I don’t understand.
- LOL I’M GOING TO FAIL LOL
- LOL 69!
- I really really don’t care.
- I just want to go home. Please?
- When is that goddamn bell going to ring?
- Book work? But I don’t wanna do anything.
- I’m tired.
- I’m just tired.
- stop looking at me
- is there something on my face
- oh my god i have to use the bathroom
- the bathrooms are gross
- why are you staring at me
- go away you’re ugly
- oh you’re pretty
- jk you just said “fail”
- i don’t care
- why is half your face paralyzed
- i’m fucking hungry
- i wonder if people will look at me weird if i pull out my water bottle
- THAT WAS MY STOMACH GROWLING I DIDN’T JUST FART
- oh my fucking god why are you looking at me
- why do we have assigned seats this is not 3rd grade
- i want to die
- why is this teacher so boring
- why do i need to wake up at six AM i don’t even want to be here
- i wonder if you saw me stare at you
- oh my god that person just looked at me
- can you read my mind???
- hello if you can read my mind answer me!!!
- shake your head if you can read my mind
- can i go home
- i am so tired
- why are you making me do this
- i feel ugly